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Gilbert Arenas

No…..Not Possible!!!

by Dr. Gonzo on October 9, 2008

Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

Just when I was feeling good about professional sports in this area, the Wizards go and tear my dreams apart.  Well not intentionally at least.

It was reported today that the much improved Brendan Haywood, will miss 4-6 months, not weeks, nursing a wrist injury.  WHY!!  First we lose Gil til January, then Jamison goes down in the first preseason game of the year, now this.  I can’t take it anymore.

Jamison’s x-ray yesterday revealed a knee contusion, but he vows to be back for the first game of the year in the phone booth against the New Jersey Nets.

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Arenas to Miss One Month

by Dr. Gonzo on September 17, 2008


Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

Ever wonder how far a Wizards team could go if they stayed healthy all year?

With another season rapidly approaching our dreams of a fully healthy 2008-2009 campaign have been crushed, like Charlie Weis’s leg.  The Washington Post reported today that Agent Zero will miss the first month of the season, undergoing his third knee surgery in the past two seasons.

Arenas confirmed the report on his blog, citing floating debris as the cause of his most recent surgery.  Arenas said, “It was irritating the knee so we decided to go in there and clean it out. This should actually allow me to come back faster.”
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Arenas Supports Kwame Brown?

by Rooster on August 10, 2008

So I realize I am a little late on this one but in Gilbert’s latest blog post he writes that this will be Kwame Brown’s Year.  Wait, the same Kwame Brown that the Wizards Drafted #1 overall in 2001?  Are we to believe the Kwame will finally reach his full potential with the Pistons?  Kwame has been a waste of cap space for the last 7 years.  In fact, he is so bad their is even a blog dedicated to how bad Kwame really is!  Maybe you should check the filters in your million dollar pool Gil, I think something in the water is messing with your head.
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DC Sports Pulsecast 03

by Rooster on July 23, 2008

Rooster and Gonzo discuss The Dark Knight, Brett Favre, Z Shades, Redskins Training Camp, and Agent Zero.

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The month of July is really tough for me. I start sweating, blurred vision, headaches, vivid hallucinations usually involving Lebron James or Marcus Trufant (the Seahawks cornerback who took an errant Todd Collins pass to the house essentially ending last years dream season). So whats wrong with me you ask? DC Sports withdrawal, that’s what. So you can imagine how excited I was to watch last nights summer league game between the Wizards and Blazers. There were a couple things that I was looking for last night. The most obvious was how JaVale McGee would match up against NBA talent, even if it was mainly backups. I also wanted to see our talented young core play together. Yes the big three is what gets you to the playoffs but it is strong role players that get you to the big dance. So what did I think of the game. A couple things:

1. McGee is Blatche: This can really be perceived one of two ways. Either you think Blatche is a talented big man who can run the floor, block shots, handle the ball, and is a big part of the Wizards future or you think Blatche is a player with all the physical tools but will never reach his potential. McGee showed the ability to block shots and snatch rebounds. He is extremely athletic for his size. He displayed a couple of nice post up moves, banking one fadeaway shot off the glass from the baseline.

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2. Nick Young Cannot Play Defense: O.k. So I realize this is a pick up game, and a sloppy one at that, but if Young wants to take the next step he has to be at least average defensively. The last thing the Wizards need is a defensive liability. That being said Young has a knack for scoring and it shows. His shot looks effortless and he does a nice job of penetrating and drawing fouls. Actually, One of the NBA TV broadcasters appeared to develop a little infatuation for Nick, a mancrush if you will, which was great but also kind of creepy. If you watched the game you know what I’m talking about.

Overall the Wizards looked very sloppy which was to be expected from a pickup game. I would like to see more from Dee Brown and Dominic McGuire. Also, wasn’t Pecherov supposed to be on this team? Is he hurt or something? I miss seeing his oddly shaped (thick legs, skinny upper body, misshapen head) Ukrainian frame out there. Maybe our readers can clarify this for me.

Oh yeah the Wizards lost the game 78-73. Rookie point guard Jerryd Bayless for the Blazers was very impressive scoring a game high 28 points. He will be one to watch this season.

If you want to read about how the rest of the team looked The DC Pro Sports Report has a nice post.

In other Wizards news Arenas has come out of blogtirement and back into the blogosphere. The majority of the post is spent discussing his adidas tour which featured trips to Shanghai, Beijing, Manila, Berlin, and Barcelona. He talks about smog in Shanghai and Beijing, hospitality in Manila, beamers for cabs in Berlin, and alluring interview questions in Barcelona. But more importantly Arenas says he is “happy to remain a Washington Wizard.” Amazing what 111 milli will do for someones morale. Agent Zero also comments on JaVale McGee saying, “from what I’ve seen on YouTube, [he]is very long, very agile … a little on the thin side, but blocks shots. Hopefully he’ll be a little like a Tyson Chandler, maybe he can score a little bit better, we’ll have to see how his development goes.” I seem to remember a certain blogger also saying that JaVale McGee reminded them of Tyson Chandler. Great bloggers think a like I guess. Keep up the good work Gil.

You can read the entire Gilbert Arenas blog here…at The Gilbert Arenas Blog.

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Gil’s New Shoe

by Dr. Gonzo on July 14, 2008


Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

We’ve come along way since the days of short shorts and Chuck Taylors.
As such, it came as no surprise to me that something like the Adidas Gil II Zero x Slam, would eventually come in to existence.
This could possibly be the most eleborate shoe I have ever seen.

Lets start with the concept, according to “Slam” magazine, they were approached by the Arenas camp last summer, right before the beginning of the 07-08 season. The Hibachi was up to his old tricks asking 20 different companies to comission a completly unique style of their own. He even had a hibachi grill company lined up (Honestly).

When you take a look at the shoes for the first time, the colors grab your attention instantly. The concept for the colors is simple, the creators took a look at the Wizards team colors, then imagined them in highlighter form. Brilliant.

The shoe also contains black and blue tiger print.

The best part about Gils new shoe, is the part you never see. Located on the sole of the shoe is an image of Gilbert from last years cover of “Slam.”

The creators of the shoe, said they were intending to capture the dynamic, hiliarious and puzzling person that Gilbert is, and it appears they did that with flying colors.

The concept of creating a shoe based on the personality of a player is a very progressive idea, lets hope it doesn’t catch on everywhere, could you imagine a Tim Duncan personality shoe, it would be completly Gray, with no labels or personality.

Will we ever see these shoes out on the court? Probally not, but they seem more suited to be in an art gallery anyway. Sadly, for all the sneaker collectors out there, the shoe will not be released to the public.

Elegantly eccentric, Gil continues to capture the hearts and minds of the DC Sports Fan.

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