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Soccer

Dr. Gonzo’s Odds and Ends

by Dr. Gonzo on August 29, 2008

Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

It’s that time again, time for all the Sporting news that matters to me. 

Today we’re talking about a Bengal that can’t seem to remember his name, a real life story about Nationals success, seriously, and for all those yearning for it, SOCCER…

Let’s get started, shall we…

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DC Sports Pulsecast 10

by Rooster on August 20, 2008

Rooster and Gonzo drop knowledge on The Redskins Preseason, Michael Phelps, Usain Bolt, USA Basketball, the Nationals, and yes even a little soccer.

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Crayton Cleans Up

by Dr. Gonzo on August 17, 2008

D.C. United keeper Louis Crayton records first shutout

D.C. United keeper Louis Crayton records first shutout

Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

It took DC United goal keeper Zach Wells almost 4 months to record his first clean sheet.  It took new United keeper Louis Crayton only 90 minutes to do the same.  Crayton only had to make 2 saves to record his first victory in his very first MLS game.

United took the lead 1-0 in the 27th minute of last nights clash with MLS East rival Chicago Fire off a header from midfielder Fred.  Fred who has been reliant and consistent all year, headed home the potential game winner off a Jaime Moreno corner.

The win separated United from the pack putting them in soul possession of 4th place with a record of (9-9-1) 28 pts, 4 pts behind the Fire.
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So Close, Yet So Far

by Dr. Gonzo on August 13, 2008

Brad Guzan emphasizing the agony of defeat

Brad Guzan emphasizing the agony of defeat

Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

What started out with so much promise, ended in utter failure this morning for the US Men’s National Soccer team.

2-1 Nigeria was the final score.  The Americans failed to recover from their heartbreaking draw with the Netherlands, and now find themselves on the next flight back to the states.  The US came in to Wednesday mornings game against Nigeria with all the cards in their hands, all they had to do was tie or win. 

Three minutes in to the game defender Micheal Orozco shot the US in the foot by picking up a straight red card for elbowing.  For the rest of the game the US played back on their heals, a man down, defending and praying for a counter attack.
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“Growing Pains”

by Dr. Gonzo on August 11, 2008

Liverpool star Ryan Babel fights for a ball with former Terp Maurice Edu

Liverpool star Ryan Babel fights for a ball with former Terp Maurice Edu

Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

I spent my weekend sports free at a musical hideaway in Baltimore, MD. I was one of the thousands of vagabond concert goers at the Virgin Mobile Fest. For me it truly was an eclectic mix of old, reunited and fresh music acts that kept me in a melodic trance, which rejuvenated my mind, spirit and soul.

When the concert was finally over on Sunday night, I had an instant craving for Sports action, luckily I had set my DVR to tape the mornings Olympic events. What I saw when I got home was an instant classic match, pitting a European powerhouse against a US side with endless potential.
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MLS REPORT: "Because I Can"

by Dr. Gonzo on July 25, 2008

Dr. Gonzo,

Last night marked the mid way point of the Major League Soccer Season. To celebrate the event, MLS put on it’s annual All-Star game.

The game was mildly exciting, as the MLS All-Star prevailed 3-2, over West Ham United of the English Premier League.

Now most would say, “wow, a bunch of MLS players beat an English Premier team, what an accomplishment.” That type of comment would be justified, if West Ham wasn’t in their preseason, which brings me to my point.

The MLS struggles to get viewers in this country, they seem to only market to two types: Diehards and Latin Americans. No question these are valuable demographics, but think about all the other people who tune in, and just don’t know who West Ham is, or for that matter care. I would love to see the MLS change the format of their Mid-Summer Classic. They should pit a team of All-Stars from the East against a team of All-Star from the West, or how about American Born All-Stars against Internationals. The only players that should be in the MLS All-Star game should be MLS players.

The MLS is 5-0 in these international get together, but what happens if they lose, and you have to give the MLS ALL-STAR MVP to a guy from a team in another league, it seems silly.
The MLS needs to market it’s stars, and worry about it’s product. I would love to see an All-Star game with only MLS players and formatted rules. Rules that might allow more lenient offside calls, something that will opens up the game more.

They should also consider using an entire weekend, may be Saturday you have a skills challenge: Hardest Shot, Best Dribbler etc…. and then Sunday, could be the showcase game.
The MLS is still growing, and like most leagues starting out, there will be growing pains.

THE STATE OF THE MLS REPORT:
The MLS announced yesterday that they will be adding two more teams by 2011, not including the Seattle and Philadelphia franchises that will enter the league in 2009 and 2010. By 2011 the MLS will be at 18 teams total.
US National Team Stars Brad Guzan and Jozy Altidore, are leaving for Europe. This seems to be the MLS’s biggest problem, they develop great talent, and then that US born talent leaves.
MLS ALL-STAR NOTE: All three MLS goals came from Foreign Born Players: Blanco (Mexican) Gomez (Argentine) and De Rosario (Canadian)

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SOCCER SUNDAY LIVES!!

by rooster427 on June 30, 2008

Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

Its official, Sunday, June 29, 2008, will now be known as SOCCER SUNDAY!!

And what a Sunday it was, DC United won their 4th straight, giving them a 7-7-1 record, pretty impressive considering they started the year 2-7. Some 36,000 people were at RFK to see the 4-1 thrashing. Emilio added two goals, giving him 10 goals on the year, one behind league leader Landon Donovan.

So 4-1, that seems like all you would need to make SOCCER SUNDAY a great day, but United had one more surprise up their sleeves.

With the clock winding down, an eruption was heard from the thousands in attendance at RFK; Ben Olsen was being substituted in to the game. For those unaware, Olsen was the heart and motor of United, until off-season ankle surgery left him unable to play.

In an article in the Washington Post early this season, Olsen seemed to be accepting the fact that he may never play again. With so much uncertainty around Olsen’s return, he couldn’t have picked a better moment to return then on national television. For the United faithful, Olsen’s return was more historic than seeing David Beckham do anything.

I’m almost out of breath writing about all the excitement that took place in our Nations Capital, but wait, there’s more.

Directly after the 4-1 thrashing, ABC took us across the pond to Vienna, Switzerland to witness a classic Euro 2008 final.

This year’s final pitted the flashy and quick Spanish side against the powerful Germans. These two squads were not strangers to the Euro final with Germany winning the title 3 times before and Spain once.

Spain had cruised through the group stage, dominating with slick passing and clinical finishing. They ran in to a tough game with the Italians in the first round of elimination games, but pulled off a penalty kick victory, and then they proceeded to thrash the Russians in the semis.

Germany who were favorites from the start struggled in group play losing to Croatia and finishing second in the group. They proceed to the semis were they played down to Turkey, but finished them off when it mattered.

In the final Spain took it to Germany, moving in and out of the German defense, picking them apart with slick passing and fluid movement.

In a moment of utter brilliance, Spanish forward Fernando Torres beat Philipp Lahm to the ball and gently chipped it over the outstretched hands of Hans Lehman, finding the back of the net and giving Spain the 1-0 victory.

Soccer Sunday is forever burned in to the minds of US soccer diehards, a day when soccer dominated the national and international sports scenes.

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Monday Soccer Roundup

by rooster427 on June 9, 2008

Dr. Gonzo Reporting,

It’s finally time to wax intellectual on THE WORLD’S GAME!! This was a busy weekend for soccer in the states and abroad.

Let’s start with Saturday afternoons kick off of Euro 2008. For the ignorant readers, Euro 2008 is similar to the World Cup, but only involves European teams. The format for the tournament is as follows: The tournament starts with 16 teams, the 16 teams are chosen at a ceremony to enter 4 groups of 4, each team plays round robin in the first round, with the top 2 teams from every group advancing to a knock out stage, the teams then play in a quarterfinal, semi-final and final, each elimination game is must have a winner, ties are allowed in the group stage.

Here were the results from this weekend’s Euro Action:

Group A: Switzerland 0, Czech Republic 1 / Portugal 2, Turkey 0

Group B: Austria 0, Croatia 1 / Germany 2, Poland 0

Today the group of death kicks off with France v. Romania followed by Netherlands v. Italy: All games can be found on ESPN 2 or ESPN CLASSIC/ The final will be on ABC.

On Saturday night, DC United pulled off an impressive road victory against the 2nd place Chicago Fire. DC had two men sent off with red cards, but scored a late goal to steal a 2-1 victory. Reigning MLS MVP Luciano Emilo put in the game winner in the second minute of extra time.

DC’s Next Game: Saturday June 14, at home against the NY RED BULLS

The torture of soccer new presses on with the finale of my report:
78 thousand people descended on Giants Stadium last night to watch of all things a SOCCER GAME!! That’s right the world’s game sold out Giants stadium for a US v. Argentina friendly. The crowd was not disappointed as a highly contested game finished in a 0-0 tie. The US gave the FIFA ranked number 1 Argentina fits, as US Keeper Tim Howard denied every Argentine attack. Landon Donovan got his 100th cap.

THATS IT AND THATS ALL…..

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