According to an article in Yahoo News today, children participating in the Gold Crown Junior Golf Association Tournament became distracted as a group of flirtatious strippers arrived at the course. Officials at the Eagle Trace Golf Course claim that the whole fiasco was a simple case of “mistiming”. The strippers, serving as caddies to the patrons of the gentleman’s club Shotgun Willies, were participating in a charity golf tournament to raise money for breast cancer. The children, who ranged from age 7-12 began to ask curious questions to their parents such as why the men joining the strippers had water guns and why the women were in their underwear. Haha, ummm mommy why are those men throwing money at those women? Oh there just makin’ it rain dear. Unbelievable that officials at the course would describe this incident as a result of mistiming. Mistiming? Try misscheduling. What kind of golf course makes arrangements for a tournament involving strippers and one involving kids on the same day? Maybe Pacman Jones took a job logging tee times at this course while serving his suspension. Zing! Apparently some of the strippers got a little out of control but not until after the children had left. Oh, well in that case….
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